She subsequently appears dressed in a white hooded robe, reminiscent of Joan of Arc, with her dancers, interspersed with a shot of her as the nun, consuming a set of rosary beads. Gaga is then seen as the character Sally Bowles from Cabaret, dancing and simulating sex acts with three men on a stage with twin beds surrounded by spotlights, all wearing nothing but underwear, inter-cut with shots of Gaga lying on a larger bed dressed in a red latex nun outfit.
When the lyrics begin, she sits on a throne wearing an elaborate headpiece and binocular-like eyepieces, with a smoking pipe in her hand, watching her dancers perform a rigorous routine in the snow. Patrick Reacts, or Patrick Joseph Reacts is a YouTube reaction channel in the extremely popular and entertaining field of reaction videos. As the intro of the song begins, Gaga is shown leading a funeral procession, carrying the Sacred Heart on a pillow. The scene then cuts to male dancers performing elaborate choreography while marching forward with a Star of David. It’s a painstakingly long 7 minutes and 20 seconds you have been warned.The video begins with soldiers in black leather uniforms in a cabaret with a close-up of a soldier passed out in female fishnet stockings and heels as another lone soldier stares into the distance.
We, at Hot Shiitake, can’t see how or why anyone would want to subject themselves to watching this video, but we suffered through it, and misery loves company, so go ahead and watch it. Lady Gaga seems to pour every ounce of her energy into convincing the world (and, perhaps, herself) that she’s unique… So why is this just more of the same? Why must she keep trying so hard to shock the world with her ugliness? We get it, Gaga, you’re ugly! At this point, only two feasible options remain for you: stop trying so hard, or simply go away. And the GagMe Monster even managed to make that – something that sounds so freaking fan-tabular – into an extreme borefest.Īll of this leaves one feeling extremely puzzled. The single almost-entertaining part of this entire monstrosity was when Lady Gaga appeared to pull some type of foreign object from her vagina. “Born This Way” (aka “BTW,” aka “BTDubs”) is an awful song, and now we’ve got this awful video, to match. That’s something this new video cannot claim. “Born This Way” (aka “BTW,” aka “BTDubzz”) also includes the same bit featured in “Alejandro,” where Skeletor Lady Gaga dances in her bra and underwear, showcasing her bulimia, hideous hair, and even more hideous face – but at least the “Alejandro” music video had a decent song behind it to drag viewers’ carcasses through to the end of the video. The excruciating introduction alone is enough to make one consider taking their own life. Lady Gaga’s supposedly new music video is excessively reminiscent of her own “Alejandro” music video both videos are self-indulgently lengthy, and both videos include an even more excessively lengthy introduction, adding to their general torturous nature (the “Born This Way” music video’s introduction is a whopping 2min, 30sec long). Get excited, Trekkies! Lady Gaga ‘Born This Way’ Music Video - Verrrry Familiar Looks like somebody is trying out for the next Star Trek movie. He found 'Alejandro' to be one of Gaga's more mundane offerings, adding that, 'typical Lady Gaga is quite crazy and strange outfits and quite provoking.' Gary Gomez also didn't find the video's.
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